Best chat up line I have ever been privileged to receive while stood at the bar:
(in thick mancunian accent, think liam gallagher)
‘so,… are you gonna get on my dick or what?’
oh chavs, the comedy never ends!
saw this and cant say im that shocked
Augmentin and super duper painkillers to the rescue!! Otitis externa….fuck you!!
and its stressing me out
love thi song right now :)